OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA
Email:lindahills2011@yahoo.it
Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB.
THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR INHERITANCE
FILE AND
FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU
HAVE NOT
FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR
CONTRACT/INHERITANCE
PAYMENT.
SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE
OFFICIALS IN THE BANK YOUR ENTIRE ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE
FUND TO
YOU.
WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THESE HAVE TO STOP
IF YOU
WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION
TO YOUR
PROBLEM. RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD
PAYMENT
CENTER ASIA PACIFIC THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM MR. PRESIDENT,
UMARU
YAR'ADUA (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND FBI.
THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO
WITHDRAW YOUR
MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS
FIVE
THOUSAND DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY
PLEASE
LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE INTERNATIONAL
MONETARY FUNDS DEPARTMENT CARD PAYMENT CENTER MRS. LINDA HILL ON HER
EMAIL,
ADDRESS:lindahills2011@yahoo.it
AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:
1. YOUR FULL NAME
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD
4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION
THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT
USD6.8MILLION AS PART
PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2007. ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION, YOU HAVE
TO STOP
ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S) TO
AVOID ANY
HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR PAYMENT. FOR ORAL DISCUSSION, EMAIL ME BACK
AS SOON
AS
YOU RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR FURTHER DIRECTION AND ALSO
UPDATE ME ON
ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE-MENTIONED OFFICE. NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF
IMPOSTORS,
WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-822) SO YOU
HAVE TO
INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR
SUBJECT.
KINDEST REGARDS,
MR.DAVID MARK.
SENATE PRESIDENT.
Phone:+2348077415383
Dear Linda, Mr. President Umara Yuare’adupa, and Davy this pleases me greatly. This must be the money my uncle the great Nigerian hunter left to me. I assume you also have his Nigerian skin bed. I am sorry that I haven’t fulfilled my contract/inheritance payment. I have been living in Kansas state penal colony for the last 22 years. Please excuse my dealings with the none officials in the bank. My deceased brother Omar was acting on my behalf, he is a little bit stupid. The $5,000 a day seems nice. Send my card to the United Nigerian letter writing fund though. They are a for profit group. I will tell everyone at the colony not to talk with you. I was also looking at the ATM here at the colony and it’s ATM-822. I like the word oral. Do you Linda? I often think of little oral Annie when my cell mate goes oral. Linda have you performed oral on president Umara? I often think of things like this. Sure would be nice to sleep on that bed. Linda have you slept on my uncles bed? Could you send part of my money to ATM-822?
Kindest Regards
Federal Prisoner 1803452
That was inspiring,
Anyway, thanks for the post
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What a great way to respond to the morons who are always trying to get something for nothing!
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